Emo Twink 'Candy Spookie' Does Not Shop at Hot Topic, But Does Want Your Socks
What's up with this boy, my goodness! If there's one thing we love, it's emo twinks who speak in an ESL patois, and with Kyros Christian of The Candie Spookie, you have served it forth with gusto!
When gay web portal BananaGuide alerted us to
their interview with the dark-haired, skull-branded, money-smell-loving self-described mean-ass bitch (where they discussed life, love and Hot Topic), we were immediately entranced. We didn't think that the short life of Bryan Kocis could have gotten any more like
Party Monster but this early Kocis acolyte proves there are plenty of twinks still to be mined. A few things you should know about the mop-top "SuperTwink of The New Millenium":
Kyros Christian and Oliver Twink star Dillon Samuels are only interested in GENUINE EMO TWINKS for their upcoming Candy Spookie Studios launch. ("This new breed of twink [is] without a question as to the authenticity of these boys' image. We don't dress them up, we don't go to Hot Topic and buy them clothes to wear.")
"The Candy Spookie" was a name given to him by an older daddy, who called him his "Spooky Candy." While this might induce a cringe in some, Kyros turned it into "an Internet persona I adopted to manifest a unique image of a lifeless, sex toy in the minds of the consumer populace ...The Candy Spookie signifies my emo qualities and my twink characteristics." Totally.
Second only to money, he's really into feet: "As far back as I can remember, its always been the primary instigator in my sexual appetite... Take your socks off, boys! The world is better barefoot!"
Bryan Kocis contacted him via AOL online when he was 16, but Spooky Candy resisted his charms: "I actually had no idea of Kocis’ fame in this industry until I came across a news report on the internet one day declaring his dead status... It is singularly the thing that pushed me to enter into this industry."
(We did not translate this from Ukranian using Babelfish. The boys of Candy Spookie Studios are from Rochester, New York, though possibly also another planet.)
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