A rich benefactor is being shown around the gay ward at a local hospital. During the tour he sees a patient masturbating furiously.

Oh, my God!” says the benefactor, The doctor explains, “If he doesn’t do that five times a day, his testicles could rupture.

As they pass the next room, they see a patient lying in bed while a hunky male nurse performs oral sex on the male patient.

The benefactor screams, “Explain that!

The doctor shrugs, “Better insurance.

image – Dr. Frank Spinelli – Your Gay Doctor on the Feast of Fools