The South Carolina GOP senator who was accused by the Tea Party of capitulating to Democrats out of fear that he would be outed has addressed the question of his sexuality head on: “I know it’s really gonna upset a lot of gay men–I’m sure hundreds of ’em are gonna be jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge–but I ain’t available,” Graham told New York Times Magazine correspondent Robert Draper in an article from the magazine’s upcoming July 4 edition. I ain’t gay. Sorry.”