Not So New Guy
I'm not the guy you would crawl through a mile of broken glass just to smell the laundry truck that carries my jeans, as I read Matt was, but I am the kinda guy that loves this one life I have and I try to live it to the hilt. I'm Travis and for the next months ahead of us I will be your very own Cyber Jockey here at Just One Hot Minute. So, let us get this party started ... you ready ?
I suspect you may wanna learn a few things about me first before you make the decision to tune in to my show here everyday, uh ? Ok then, Let me give you the skinny on a few things about me. I'm very versatile, meaning I'm capable of moving laterally up and down on most anything that fancies my eye. I smoke, drink, curse like a sailor ... guess you could say that I'm butch. Being from a small town I think gives me the ability to mix and mingle with all kinds of folks. I dislike people who are judgmental. I like people who are open-minded. I love the color blue and hate keeping appointments. I have a free spirit, a high school education and an expensive set of golf clubs.
Like I said I came from a small town in the foothills of the North Carolina mountains, there wasn't much there when I left 9 years ago. One night 9 years ago I met the guy who owns this network ... you guys know him by his screenname - TheBoss. Well, me and TheBoss set out on a cross country road trip and I think we didn't miss a circuit party that first year. I worked selling wholesale glow sticks, flags, beads and neon lights. I slowly began to learn the ins and outs of the Internet and worked as the first associate webmaster for this network. I've had some ups and downs in life (who hasn't) in the past 9 years, but one thing I can tell you for sure I've learned and that is a thing or two about friendships. When the tough gets going in your life it's amazing how many people who you thought were your friends desert you and those people who are truly your friends stick by you through thick and thin. I can tell you this, when times were "thin" on my end my real friends here at this network stuck with me ... they are my family. I'm very proud to tell you I'm part of this family.
I started at around one o'clock this afternoon catching up on all the posts. My lord, I just got done reading at like eleven o'clock tonight. It looks like I got my work cut out for me to keep up with Matthew's beat, uh ? I may need you guys to give me your input as we roll along on what you may want to see here at Just One Hot Minute, so always feel free to drop me a line, you can always use the Contact Us message box to send me a message. I'll be keeping hours mostly from about 3pm until 3am daily.
I see lots of stuff about sock puppet engineering that has been going on in here. I've been briefed pretty well by reading all the discussion threads. I kinda get the idea this fellow must be seriously mentally ill. In any event I'll keep a watchful eye out and assure that the puppet show doesn't get much latitude to disrupt our activities. I've discovered that the best medicine for crazy people is to simply ignore them and go on about your activities and don't give in to paying them any attention. It's the attention that feeds them and when you take the bread off the table the flies go away. No Attention = No Apprehension.
I thought for my first post I'd share with you my favorite piece of current music I'm listening to on my IPOD as I write this post. If you haven't already heard it playing when this page loaded you need to que up your speakers. It's Michael Mind's cover of Gerry Rafferty's 1978 hit, Baker Street.
I've also included some funny multi-media shit I thought you might enjoy. A short gay Sex Education video.
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A Very Funny X-Ray Parody

Have you ever been hit on while being online by some guy who claims you're so good looking, charming ... blah-blah-blah and wants you to come over to his 'studio" so he can paint your portrait ? (sometime soon I have a very funny story to tell you about my invitation to come over so I could model for a three-dimensional piece of artwork that was created by shaping hard marble and combining with a weird plastic material. It later sold for $14,000 smackers)

Finally, what would a post be if you didn't drop in some really hot eye candy ? Check out these two really hot photos and I'll tell you what, the first person to place a comment below and tell me exactly who the model is pictured below will get a personal reward from me. The reward will be any choice of a video you can download and burn to DvD from our XXX movie theater. Click here for your selections. You will need to name the model's full name.


REMEMBER THAT PARTY TIME IS ANYTIME
SO GET OFF YOUR ASS AND JAM