The stories you are about to read are true and were taken directly from the files of the DC Metropolitan Police Department’s Gay and Lesbian Liaison Unit (GLLU ) only the names (and maybe a few of the notes) have been changed to protect the innocent. Because you really can’t make this kind of drama up ya know…This is the city… Washington DC…
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Feb. 19 at 2 a.m: Officers from the DC Metro Police responded to a reported prostitution-related complaint in the 4100 block of 14th Street, N.W.Upon arriving, the complainant told officers that he had visited “a known house of prostitution, where he engaged in consensual sex acts with a member of the transgender community” in exchange for money. The complainant also told police that when he learned the person was “a biological male,” he demanded his money back.When the “service provider” refused to return the money, the complainant called police….
March 7, at approximately 2:15 a.m: Officers of the DC Metro’s Third District responded to an apartment in the 2400 block of 16th Street, N.W. ; the call for a roommate dispute. Upon arriving, officers determined the dispute involved the two male resident’s tangled in a row over living arrangements. The men previously were involved in a romantic relationship, but continued to reside together despite the termination of the relationship. Officers determined that none of the apartment’s residents had committed a criminal act, because people change, so the break up was no body’s fault really and since neither party had done any bitch slapping in the dispute…. no arrests were made, however some relationship counseling was strongly suggested.
March 8 at approximately 2:30 a.m. : Members of the Second District responded to the 1500 block of 23rd Street, N.W. to investigate an ongoing parking complaint. According to residents in the area, vehicles are constantly parking illegally in the block, in violation of posted “No Parking Anytime” signs. Several parking tickets were issued.
NOTE: The DC GLLU would like to remind LGBTI community members that the residents of that neighborhood are pretty bitchy and to carefully read all posted signs before parking. Illegal parking could result in a fines or the impoundment of your vehicle.
March 8 at approximately 3:30 a.m.: Officers of the Second District were dispatched to the 1100 block of New Hampshire Avenue, N.W. for an assault. Once on the scene, officers located a male victim, who was not injured. The victim advised officers he met the male suspect in the 2000 block of P Street, N.W. and invited the suspect to return to his hotel room on New Hampshire Avenue, N.W. Once there, the suspect demanded money from the victim, who refused. A struggle ensued and the suspect made good his escape with the victim’s driver’s license and credit cards. The suspect is described as a black male in his thirties, approximately 6?3? tall, 200 pounds, with a dark skin complexion.
NOTE: The DC GLLU strongly discourages LGBTI community members from inviting strangers to their homes and/or hotel room… and would advise you to stop being such a cheapskate… Take them out for dinner at a nice restaurant, then go dancing or take in a good movie maybe… get to know them a little better first.
The stories you are about to read are true and were taken directly from the files of the DC Metropolitan Police Department’s Gay and Lesbian Liaison Unit (GLLU ) only the names (and maybe a few of the notes) have been changed to protect the innocent. Because you really can’t make this kind of drama up ya know…
This is the city… Washington DC…
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NOTE: The DC GLLU would like to remind LGBTI community members that the residents of that neighborhood are pretty bitchy and to carefully read all posted signs before parking. Illegal parking could result in a fines or the impoundment of your vehicle.
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