They Just Had To Go There
Not only can I not believe what they guys at Digital Sin just released, I can't believe that I'm actually writing about this. And to write about their newest release I had to actually watch it! I'm not usually drawn to straight porn, but how can I pass up a video titled "I Can’t Believe I Took The Whole Thing 17"? *WARNING* The following description and images may be disturbing to some homosexual male viewers. Fag-Hag guidence is suggested.
Once in a generation there comes along a movie experience that's so real, so visceral, so compelling, that it fundamentally alters our views on some major social issue, changing our core values, and in the process righting inequality with a fiery dose of redemption. Cinema classics like "Mr. Smith Goes To Washington," "To Kill A Mockingbird," "Full Metal Jacket," and "Dr. Strangelove" all spring to mind as worthy examples.
In light of America’s recent election, and its historic shattering of racial barriers, I’d like to tell you that Shane Diesel’s latest Digital Sin release "I Can’t Believe I Took The Whole Thing 17" is the porno equivalent of such a title—righting social injustices and overturning negative stereotypes with his supernatural endowment—but that would be wrong. Very, very wrong. If anything, it’s more like the 17th volume of the porno version of King Kong... well, after Kong climbs down the Empire State Building and moves to Texas to settle down on a polygamist ranch with his barely legal white Mormon wives, that is.
Volume 17 features eager beauties Leenuh Rae, Kirra Lynne, Madaline, Leona Dulce, Daphne Flor, and Alyssa Dior riding Diesel in performances that play more at blackface revival than any sort of racial transcendence. Laying your massive black erection up and over the face of a pretty young white girl—literally—is one thing, but having your models feign terror or shock is another. We’re not suggesting that it’s not entertaining (far from it!), just that it plays to the prejudices of a certain crowd with the same effect of, say, speaking Geechee. (Though I'm pretty sure that was the general idea—to call a spade a spade, as it were. No pun intended.)
Admittedly, this is nothing like my personal favorite "Do The Right Thing." It’s not even close to "Girl 6." Still, with over three hours of hard, throbbing goodness crammed tightly into this juicy little package, you’re sure to find something that helps liberate your inner demons, right? If this is what it takes for some of you to ease your racial tensions and finally let it all go, we understand.
"I Can’t Believe I Took The Whole Thing 17" hits the nation this week. Act accordingly.
Seth works a lot and tries to get out to as many events as possible, in spite of his full schedule. He usually does about 20 scenes in a month, but this past month he’s racked up 30 to 35 scenes. “I try to do the best I can,” he says, “I want to try and take something good out of the business, kind of make my mark like the guys who were good before me did.”
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