Who's Gay And Who's Not In Hollywood? Find Out! -
The National Enquirer thinks there are a lot of gay celebrities in Hollywood. Imagine that.
And in their Jan 11, 2010 issue, they brazenly list who is and who isn't, based on some very scientific evidence.
Slow news week, guys? Just bored because you couldn't find Tiger Woods?
Their 2010 list includes male stars who have nice hair, wear fashionable clothes or who have played a gay character on film and/or TV or who have gay friends or have even posed with a gay person in a photo.
It also includes female celebs for pretty much the same things, except for the nice hair and fashionable clothing bit.
Why does the Enquirer think we care who's gay and who's not? And why did they chicken out and leave out A-list stars rumored to be gay?
Is it because those stars have A-list lawyers?
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The National Enquirer says so–Big frigging whoop! The same tabloid that makes money claiming X is the mom or dad of an alien baby; the news outlet that has the definitive inside story on the identity of Jack the Ripper; and the best hoax, bought by a judge in a civil case, a photographer stringer for the NE trips OJ Simpson for his photo of his shoes–the very tabloid that made its bones doctoring pictures–that judge and jury were assholes.
Slow news week is right. Who does the bastards at National Enquirer think they are? It’s a cheap, non-fact checking journal wannabe that never left the station. Its worth is as bathroom reading material when the occupant of the can doesn’t want to be bothered with heavy, real world issues.
I don’t like outfits that attempt to out gay men and women under the guise of news gathering because it AIN’T. That action ranks as a first rate invasion of privacy.